What I thought I heard from GOP debate
I wasn't taking notes, so I may be just a bit off on some of my quotes. But this is what I believe I heard at the last debate of GOP Presidential hopefuls.
Bachmann: I'm more conservative than you are.
Pawlenty: Nuh uh.
Bachmann: Uh huh.
Pawlenty: No way.
Bachmann: Yes way.
Pawlenty: I'm so conservative that I don't care if poor people have health care.
Romney: Well, I've never cared about the disadvantaged either.
Pawlenty: Oh yeah? Romney-care, Romney-care.
Romney: Real mature!
Cain, Pawlenty, Bachmann, Huntsman, Gingrich and most of audience: Romneycare, Romneycare.
Romney: [sniffle]
Questioner: Mr. Gingrich, how come your campaign sucks so bad?
Gingrich: No fair asking "Gotcha" questions!
Santorum: I'm so conservative that, when I'm president, I will see to it that we return to colonial status in the British Empire.
Huntsman: I'm so conservative that I believe taking money away from public schools is the best way to improve them.
Bachmann: I'm so conservative that I would treat homosexuality as a mental illness. And I would see to it that high on the wall in front of every public school classroom there was a crucifix and a photo of Ronald Reagan.
Pawlenty: I'm so conservative that I don't believe Bachmann should have the right to vote.
Questioner: Mr. Gingrich, what would you do as president?
Gingrich: I refuse to answer any "gotcha" questions.
Questioner: Well, why should anyone vote for you?
Gingrich: It's just one "gotcha" after another.
Questioner: As president what would you do about the debt ceiling?
Romney: I won't eat dog food.
Pawlenty: Romneycare, Romneycare.
Gingrich: [shakes head]
Bachmann: We should have left the ceiling where it was. Plaster it here and there. Maybe a new coat of paint.
Paul: Well, I think marijuana should be legal, the Federal Reserve should be illegal, and we should be friends with Iran.
Questioner: But, Mr. Paul, the question was about the debt ceiling.
Paul: [snores]
Bachmann: I'm more conservative than you are.
Pawlenty: Nuh uh.
Bachmann: Uh huh.
Pawlenty: No way.
Bachmann: Yes way.
Pawlenty: I'm so conservative that I don't care if poor people have health care.
Romney: Well, I've never cared about the disadvantaged either.
Pawlenty: Oh yeah? Romney-care, Romney-care.
Romney: Real mature!
Cain, Pawlenty, Bachmann, Huntsman, Gingrich and most of audience: Romneycare, Romneycare.
Romney: [sniffle]
Questioner: Mr. Gingrich, how come your campaign sucks so bad?
Gingrich: No fair asking "Gotcha" questions!
Santorum: I'm so conservative that, when I'm president, I will see to it that we return to colonial status in the British Empire.
Huntsman: I'm so conservative that I believe taking money away from public schools is the best way to improve them.
Bachmann: I'm so conservative that I would treat homosexuality as a mental illness. And I would see to it that high on the wall in front of every public school classroom there was a crucifix and a photo of Ronald Reagan.
Pawlenty: I'm so conservative that I don't believe Bachmann should have the right to vote.
Questioner: Mr. Gingrich, what would you do as president?
Gingrich: I refuse to answer any "gotcha" questions.
Questioner: Well, why should anyone vote for you?
Gingrich: It's just one "gotcha" after another.
Questioner: As president what would you do about the debt ceiling?
Romney: I won't eat dog food.
Pawlenty: Romneycare, Romneycare.
Gingrich: [shakes head]
Bachmann: We should have left the ceiling where it was. Plaster it here and there. Maybe a new coat of paint.
Paul: Well, I think marijuana should be legal, the Federal Reserve should be illegal, and we should be friends with Iran.
Questioner: But, Mr. Paul, the question was about the debt ceiling.
Paul: [snores]
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