Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Be like Mitt

HEY KIDS! There's still time to rush out and purchase your Mitt Romney Halloween costume. Degrade your gay friends, demean women, deceive voters, embarrass our allies and abuse the family pet, all while having a hilarious time!

The Mitt Romney Halloween costume is also an excellent bargain, as it comes with multiple contrasting faces, a can of spray tan, two boxes of Touch of Gray hair dye, a calculator that makes the answer of any arithmetic problem whatever you want it to be and a post-paid mailer for shipping your excess Trick-or-Treat candy to secret hiding places in Switzerland and the Cayman Islands.

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